Archive for September, 2008

I See I See I, How come I don’t See?

Friday, September 26th, 2008

It was great watching them grow. Slowly, but surely they were gaining in size. Someday, after they grew to a reasonable size, I could trade them for my dream gift. I kept feeding them, checking back regularly to assess whether it was time. To my greatest despair, one fine day they all disappeared. No warnings, no tell tale signs - Just vanished into thin air. My ICICI credit card reward points - All gone in a day! All my hard work, in vain.

Of course, ICICI has a call center and I should be able to get help - All’s not lost, I said to myself, as I dialed their toll free number. The machine greeted me with a big ‘hello’ while it played a soothing music in the background. I could use some of that. So far, so good. The machine informed me that there were a few callers ahead of me, and I would have to hang on for approximately 6 minutes before some human talks to me. No problem, I could hang on. While I was waiting, recorded messages urged me to take a loan, buy insurance, and do a whole lot of other things (banking related, of course). Some even sounded like they were giving away money for free, and what a jack ass I was for not availing their facilities so far. Finally, I heard a faint cluck, and I braced myself in readiness to speak to a ‘representative’. Not so fast. It was the machine lady, who said they were experiencing heavy traffic today, and that I would have to wait a bit longer. My patience started to wear off as I switched to the speaker mode while I continued with my work.

A few minutes later, I grew tired of waiting and disconnected. I called up the number again, and this time, I chose the menu option for ‘Lost Cards’. The machine got back saying that they would not be able to answer my call because of a huge call volume. I realized that they wouldn’t answer me if I selected the service options (specifically ‘Report Loss of Card’ and ‘For other credit card related questions’ menu options). Maybe I should try the ‘Apply for a new credit card’ option; they would surely bite that – who would turn down an opportunity for a sale, right? And so, I dialed that option. It worked! This time, I got straight thru to a human voice. I explained my problem to him, as he listened patiently. Finally after I was done, he told me that I had reached the wrong support department and that he would transfer me to the right one. Before I got a chance to respond, he switched me over to the machine lady. I held on for a few minutes before I disconnected again. I lost faith in Call centers that day.

The next day, I got in touch with the account manager through email. After a few mail exchanges, I got to know that ICICI had tied up with some ‘Mint’ card, that they’d transferred all my points to my new Mint card, and that I should be receiving the card shortly (within a week or 2).

It’s been more that 2 months now, and I am still waiting for my Mint card. Exemplary customer service, I should say.

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Death by powerpoint?

Thursday, September 18th, 2008

Was going through Slideshare. Some pretty interesting presos there. Check the one embedded below. Also, Slideshare’s ‘World’s best presentation contest’ winners at http://www.slideshare.net/contest/results-2008

Zimbabwe in Crisis
View SlideShare presentation or Upload your own. (tags: social refugee)

The hole above and us below

Monday, September 15th, 2008

Saw an ad in paper from a leading network integrated solutions company which talked about one of their managed solutions (computer/server/storage stuff). The ad went like this .. ‘our xxxxx solution reduces cost of ownership, enhances multimedia functions including streaming video and IP telephony and is environment friendly‘. Well, with my limited IT knowledge, I could make some sense of the first few benefits of their solution, but I’m still scratching my head over the last one - the ‘environment friendly’ thing. Maybe they are talking about reduced energy consumption, environment friendly technologies et al, but I’m not sure. If I were to pick the odd man out in that sentence, I would pick ‘environment friendly’. A similar ad from a paper bag manufacturer - I would’ve digested easier.

Reminds me of another time when we got an email from one of our top bosses - The mail urged us to cut down on our flight travels and take to more video conferences so that we do our bit to reduce carbon emissions. (’Market is bad, and we need to take out all your perks’ would’ve been another way to put it, but that would’ve sounded cliched)

‘Eco-friendly’, ‘Environment-friendly’, ‘Green’ etc are the new marketing buzzwords today. Here’s a tip: If you are planning on getting a new product into the market, make sure you wrap it in green, use recycled paper and add an ‘eco friendly’ catchline (however out of place it may appear). Should work even if you manufacture weapons of mass destruction.

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MyPicA fairly tall, well nourished, specky, balding aquarian usually found in the southern states of India, especially Karnataka and Kerala. After having spent 11+ years in Infosys and in various parts of the world, he joined his good friend Iqbal in setting up Semnox Solutions ... More

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